1.
Change your microflora by consuming alternative
populations of microbial communities: ferment cider and drink it, for instance.
When your stomach gets upset, drink small quantities each day until equilibrium
is reached, then start again. Make a body b&b for microorganisms.
2.
Contract some viral or bacterial illness; allow
your immune system to adapt and destroy it; contract a mutated version of the
illness a couple weeks later.
3.
Develop a new method of gathering fruits and
nuts that undermine the squirrels’ strategies. Allow them to develop other
strategies and then undermine those as well.
4.
Start an email debate with somebody and never
stop responding to them.
5.
Acquire a new symbiot and allow it to lose all
of its redundant, unnecessary genetic material while it potentially gains new
material that may benefit you or it.
6.
Live with a colony of insects (bees, ants,
wasps, etc) as a type of symbiot or ‘pet’. Allow it to perform some function
for you (clean your floor, pollinate your plants, make honey, edible larvae,
etc.) while you develop strategies to coexist with it so that you don’t get bit
in your sleep, or stung, or your food isn’t stolen…
7.
Allow two colonies to live together in your
space. Allow them to develop different functions and utilize different
resources accordingly. Maybe create new resources.
8.
Inoculate the webs of your toes with the most
desirable culture of yeast such that any cider or wine you stomp will be the
best in the land. Soak feet in the best bath of these ciders to continue to develop
the best community.
9.
Inoculate your mouth with the best culture of
yeast such that any apples or grapes or fruit you chew and spit out will turn
into the best alcoholic beverage in the land. Drink the best batches in order
to propagate the best culture.
10. Illegally
poach wild game from a protected park (so that there are no influences other
than yourself). Use one strategy, allow animals to develop or learn their own
strategies for avoidance, and then develop a new one again.
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